Must be a bummer to be the CEO of one of the most privacy-invasive companies in the world and have one’s privacy constantly invaded, eh?

There’s no shame, really. They’ve even leaked some of his nudes back then (NSFW): https://asset-cache.spyscape.com/5c0e9889898796ef30e9d756/60dca646295541cf506925a7_fhi7yffSrDuS6djTdBCDP1nr6qCeGKs_Z3rF6he0512OmlDf5R1DOLVRU5TMwp9kTEXnQvIsPXRZV4jJJP89dnojDMAlIUOmEGFhbWge20aShDMdnXRXuAAlMNDBFgocJaO2GDOI.jpeg

Maybe he should consider being under constant surveillance, so we can ensure his best behavior

Now that’s a properly meta headline. Are you sure this wasn’t written by The Onion?

Zuck is old… I hope he takes on special DNA based facial treatments and gets cancer of the face instead. Lots of billionaires are doing it! Like besos wife, she’s got a mouth big enough to park a Tesla truck into.

Maybe these billionaires should be required to actually raise their own children for a few years. Anyone who has knows that you can’t make a person care about something just by telling them it is important. They have to want to care about it on thier own. With how he treats his employees, they have no real reason to care about what’s important to him.

It looks like some of the spray tan rubbed off on him while he was sucking off tRumpy.

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More like Cuckerberg

nottheonion vibes