So fluoride is too much, but poop is okay? Got it.
Republicans LOVE drinking poop. Pass it on.
they eat too.
You have died of dysenteryMake Oregon Trail Great Again…?
Never stopped being great!
There’s a card game of it, I play it with my kids and they don’t know why I love it so much.
make organ failure good again?
You know what, why not? What could go wrong? The organ in question was probably a lazy, drug-addled immigrant organ.
(/s because someone wont get the joke)
As a citizen I feel this choice is not in my favor.
Raw sewage, baby. You’re now a shitizen. Learn to enjoy it.
Well, that’s disappointing. When trying to convince some less-culty conservatives that some kinds of regulations can be a good thing, I used this very thing as an example, thinking nobody in the right fucking mind would support dumping biological and industrial waste into water supplies.
In hindsight, I really set the bar too low.
Time was when an American about to go abroad would be warned by his friends or the guidebooks not to drink the water. But times have changed, and now a foreigner coming to this country might be offered the following advice:
If you visit American city,
You will find it very prett
Just two things of which you must beware
Don’t drink the water and don’t breathe the air!
Pollution, pollution!
They got smog and sewage and mud.
Turn on your tap
And get hot and cold running crud!
- Tom Lehrer
can’t wait to go back to having to turn all drinking water into light beer because it’s the only way to purify it
To celebrate this ruling I went to my local reservoir where my town gets their drinking water and I went for a swim where I both urinated and defecated in the water. THANKS SCOTUS, you saved me from getting out of the water.
THANK GOD. I was trying to get more poop in my life.
John Roberts and the Court that Destroyed America.
Soooo much winning
Can we be done with “winning”? I don’t think I like this “winning”.
I’m tired, boss.
When fluoride in your water is evil, but actual shit is fine, you know that you’re in a fucked up place
Because poop has great probiotics that will help our kids grow strong… Tumors and Bacteria.
Tumors aren’t the issue
The problem is the smell…
Should be mentioned that the plaintiff in this case was San Francisco.
