I’m talking like Ursula or the French spider from from James and the giant peach. Don’t give me some conventionally attractive humans (though humans are totally allowed) please.
Personally mine was Goldie from Rock-a-doodle. I probably watched that movie 100 times on VHS as a kid.
Okay hear me out…
Not only am I hearing you. I understand you.
She has her own religion
Loud and clear!
Roxanne from the Goofy Movie for sure
In the same vein Peg Pete from Goof Troop had an absurdly tiny waist and some serious hips.
She had Pixar mom proportions before Pixar moms were a thing!
gawrsh
Oh yeah.
Is that you, Garth?
What did you expect, a happy ending?
I think Maid Marion from Disney’s Robin Hood basically invented furries.
I’m not a furry but do they claim that was the first one? Surely there must have been something before that …
Still a good pick.
Her me oot
That was my first throught, followed very closely by “WHY was that even in that movie?”
Because it was actually really fun to make for everyone involved. The voice actress who sang even thought it was really funny and cool to be a mouse dancer.
I know I’ve seen this but could you remind me what movie this is from?
The Great Mouse Detective (1986).
Thanks
Okay, hear me out, it’s not what you think! More power to those who have, but I swear I’ve never even dressed like a cat.
But I mean goddamn gurl…right? Guys?
It’s the eyes.
Definitely. Also possible that having sex in grass sometime would blow my mind in ways I couldn’t comprehend.
I have had sex in tall grass and I can tell you it wont blow your mind.
There a lot of sex locations that look/sound good but really just suck. It’s like shower sex or beach sex. It can be hot, but it’s much more likely for it to interfere with the sex having in some way.
Besides, the tickling and scratching and poking of the grass isn’t really helping with the mood. Or the ticks. Or those random small rocks and/or roots and/or dried rabbit shits.
Or that one group of crows intently watching you from the tree close by and laughing at you
Yeah outdoor/nature sex certainly has its downsides. Still fun though. Just not as comfy as a good old fashioned mattress.
What can you tell me about coquettish lionesses? Are they as soft and smooth as my friend has imagined?
You know in all my sexual conquests I forgot to hit up a lion. I can’t help you there unfortunately.
No implication intended. I’m not a bad guy. I would never fuck a lioness that didn’t want it, but that’s just the thing. Everything I know about them leads me to believe they’re jonesin’ for it, but I’m not a biologist.
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“Come here and hakuna my tata”
Naaaaaaants, ingoyaaaamaaaaaa, ba-gi-thi baba
Slimy, yet satisfying.
Those eyes alone are more seductive than Judy Hopps’ hips
Damn straight.
EVERY REPRESENTATION IN THIS GOD DAMN THREAD IS CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE, NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THIS GAME WORMS.
I’m sorry, this is literally how the game works.
Instead of yelling at all of us why don’t you give a “real” example then?
Okay, but hear me out.
I will not be hearing you out on this one. You need Jesus.
Fine, I’ll just quote from the blog hosting that photo (checks notes…catholicfootnotes.com, wtf?):
The very existence of such a creature raises pressing questions, some practical (life application) and others more scientific or theoretical (as G.K. Chesterton once said, “every question is a theological question”). Life application questions might include: Does this thing swim near the shore? Might I encounter the Blobfish on my next tubing adventure? Would the Blobfish survive in my massive aquarium? More (or less) scientific questions might be: Is that a nose? Is the Blobfish nearing extinction? Does the Blobfish live near the bottom or top of the oceanic food chain? And the question everyone is asking: What’s up with those lips?
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/what-blobfish-really-look-like
Yea… I would definitely get more sources.
Rather than scales, blobfish have loose skin. That skin, along with the ocean pressure, keeps the blobfish’s shape. But outside the ocean environment, they tend to fall apart.
People posting blobfish always makes me sad. Poor things don’t actually look like that…
It’s like it aliens took humans into space and our corpses got all bloated from the lack of pressure and then the aliens laugh at our corpses and assume that’s what humans always look like…
Lol, literally asked, what them lips do?
The Catholic Footnotes author, blobfish article progressing most-unexpectedly:
Poor depressurized deep sea fish. That thing is dead from being turned inside out from the vacuum pressure of being hauled out of the ocean. They don’t look like that until we do that to 'em.
There have been a few in here, but the real “hear me out”s are Few and far between.
Someone mentioned Hexxus from Fern Gully (a tar monster voiced by Tim Curry), or the Hydra from Hercules.
I still think it holds true that men’s HMOs are conventionally attractive women (Jessica Rabbit, Tinkerbell, Gadget). Women’s HMOs are things like The Brave Little Toaster; the dog monster from The Thing; and the abstract concept of ennui.
I’m sure there’s a psychologist that has something to say about the general trends between the genders on this topic.
Why are women more attracted to abstract things that may not resemble as man at all while most men require that they at least vaguely resemble a woman?
Who knows.
Yep. That’s pretty fucked up.
This one right here officer, that turtle is underage
Really? Even this one?
humina humina aWOOOOGA huhuhuhuhuh WawawawaWAAAAA brrrpppprrrppp EEYORE EEYORE vroomvrOoom
Just spill it, you kinky freak, what is it? Fat cartoon animals? Differently-abled Schoolhouse Rock puppets? This is a no-judgment zone (speaking only for myself, mind you).
honestly, it’s probably just everything.
I mean, it depends on what convention you’re attending.
Like… Are we at the furry convention? In which case, yeah I agree.
Some of these are pretty weak, but still valid imo because it’s specifically asking for ones from your youth; the start of your freak journey
So… 😳Alphanumeric!
Ah, I see you’re a Canadian of culture, too
Came here looking for this one, glad to not be disappointed.
I’ve got a thing for clowns so I can’ see the appeal.
I bet you call titties Honkers
I can honestly say I have never refered to boobs as “honkers”.
But I have used the term “breasticles” much to my many exes displeasure on many occasions.
Did we ever get to see her real face?
Where is this from?
She’s a character named Hexadecimal, from the 90s show ReBoot.
Thank you!
There was something wrong here, but the… right kind of wrong.
Looking back, those times were an incredible desert of of titillation compared to the desserts of today.
Before my time but I can respect it.
Ok, hear me out…:
(Yes, I know that’s substantially newer, but the only alternative I could think of from my actual childhood is Jessica Rabbit or the original Ariel)
I get it.
Great choice!
Main girl fairy from Fern Gully. There’s a ton of others but can’t be bothered to look them up, really REALLY tired.
Fern Gully fairy is very valid. Big agree.
Does Game Over Gruntilda count?
If not, then maybe
Orangutan Daisy DukeCandy Kong?
Game over Gruntilda is FINE. Hell yeah brother.
Hot Gruntie could get it 💯
Which Candy Kong though? The one from DKC, the one from DK64, or the one from the animated series above?
I like the TV one. The hair, earrings and headband give off such a “mom’s hot friend in the 90’s” vibe.
I made my friend lose at bank kazooie repeatedly just to rewatch the end
The hydra from hercules
Now that is a hear me out.
I’m not sure I can follow you there but I respect it.
Im no coward
o7
Cheetara from Thundercats.
Valid
Original only, please.
