Debian is a full day of romantic walks on the beach, fine dining, dancing, and taking in a romantic comedy, followed by easy quick familiar sex and then falling asleep in front of an episode of cozy reality television.
(It can become anything I imagine, but the defaults are just so comfortable…)
Anal (Ubuntu)
Because at this point, if you’re still on it you’re taking it up the ass from Canonical
Maybe we don’t need to resort to casual homophobia though to criticize corporates
Lol, homowhat? This is ancient Rome level of insult. You’re a bottom, Harry.
And Romans can’t be homophobic for some reason, or what’s your point?
The phrase taking it up the ass isn’t homophobia, it means you’re getting fucked by them and not in a good way just like everyone else.
Everyone has a butthole in which to get fucked without lube by canonical, but at least they don’t wrap it in sandpaper like Apple or use a nail-ridden baseball bat like Microsoft. Arch and nix go slow and use plenty of lube, embrace gently butt stuff from your os.
NixOS just sits on your face. All the stuff in front of you is awesome. Though you might suffocate at any moment given the options. Oh and sticking your nose too deep into things might get you a broken nose.