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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 7 months ago

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 7 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/27421233

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  • Ephera@lemmy.ml
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    7 months ago

    Oh wow, did they maybe search for someone with skills of a “server” and the Indeed algorithm soup got that mixed together with skills in server technologies…?

    • Shadow@lemmy.ca
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      7 months ago

      Exactly. I’ve gotten this too, indeed is a joke.

  • TurboWafflz@lemmy.world
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    One of my friends with a similar list of skills on indeed got an email from them asking him to apply to be a bikini model

    • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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      Skills in resumee: LaTeX documentation, Master-Slave communication, C String manipulation

      What kind of “bikini model” were they looking for? 😏

      • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works
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        7 months ago

        I wouldn’t call it a model, more like a “design pattern”

      • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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        7 months ago

        let’s not forget GIMP expert

    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      What was the pay?

    • Anna@lemmy.ml
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      7 months ago

      Well that could be because they saw their photo on resume

    • Rozaŭtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      7 months ago

      So, did he?

  • Floon@lemmy.ml
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    7 months ago

    SQL does pair well with getting drunk…

  • smb@lemmy.ml
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    7 months ago

    this indeed is humor.

    this is indeed humor.

    😁

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    All of my skills are devops or sysadmin related.

    It’s been a while, but I used to regularly get emails inviting me to apply to be a Wendy’s manager. I doubt I would have been good at that.

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      Wendy’s managers are generally pretty bad at being Wendy’s managers.

      Anyone good at the job would never do it for what they’re willing to pay.

  • proper@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    idk sounds fun

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      It seems like you tend a bar. How hard could that be?

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        deleted by creator

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    For all the memes about programmers quitting and wanting to take up a simple life? Yea, I can see this working out

    (Caveat: Life as a bartender is only simple if you don’t need to worry about money, like ex-programmers)

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    They are just getting an early start on possible bartenders for the next round of tech layoffs and outsourcing.

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    yeah shit sign me up.

  • dragnucs@lemmy.ml
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    They now he is sick of it and wants to switch career completely.

  • data1701d (He/Him)@startrek.website
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    6 months ago

    JavaScript be like that sometimes…

  • d_DD_ash12_2@lemmy.ml
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    7 months ago

    haha this is funny!

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