cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/27421233
Oh wow, did they maybe search for someone with skills of a “server” and the Indeed algorithm soup got that mixed together with skills in server technologies…?
One of my friends with a similar list of skills on indeed got an email from them asking him to apply to be a bikini model
Skills in resumee: LaTeX documentation, Master-Slave communication, C String manipulation
What kind of “bikini model” were they looking for? 😏
I wouldn’t call it a model, more like a “design pattern”
let’s not forget GIMP expert
What was the pay?
Well that could be because they saw their photo on resume
So, did he?
SQL does pair well with getting drunk…
All of my skills are devops or sysadmin related.
It’s been a while, but I used to regularly get emails inviting me to apply to be a Wendy’s manager. I doubt I would have been good at that.
Wendy’s managers are generally pretty bad at being Wendy’s managers.
Anyone good at the job would never do it for what they’re willing to pay.
this indeed is humor.
this is indeed humor.
😁
They now he is sick of it and wants to switch career completely.
For all the memes about programmers quitting and wanting to take up a simple life? Yea, I can see this working out
(Caveat: Life as a bartender is only simple if you don’t need to worry about money, like ex-programmers)
idk sounds fun
It seems like you tend a bar. How hard could that be?
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They are just getting an early start on possible bartenders for the next round of tech layoffs and outsourcing.
yeah shit sign me up.
