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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Trump Promotes $249 Fragrance With Gold Statue of Him On Bottle: ‘Enjoy, Have Fun, And Keep Winning!’

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Trump Promotes $249 Fragrance With Gold Statue of Him On Bottle: ‘Enjoy, Have Fun, And Keep Winning!’

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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President Trump promoted a limited edition, self-branded fragrance with a gold statue of him on the bottle, urging supporters to "get one for your loved ones."
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    Oh look, hes pushing yet another Golden Idol…

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    I love how ridiculously fake the representation of him is. Not fat, not wearing heel lifts, no ass out because of the lifts, no tie dangling over the precipice of a McDonalds belly, no ridiculous coiffeur of a combover.

    Our Dear Leader.

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    Fuck yeah. I’ve got 69 ordered to go in my totally normal and not crappy or gay in anyway shrine dedicated to an old man with dementia that paints himself orange.

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    What does the Bible say about those who worship golden statues?

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      Don’t worry, the target audience is people who can’t read.

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        Target Audience is people who don’t give a flying fuck about the bible or the brown socialist terrorist inside it

        You know, the majority of American “Christians”

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      Yeehaw git’r’dun bake the steak boy howdy?

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    That is not a statue of him.

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    RIP to the ER staff in deep red states being subjected to whatever stories they’re gonna hear.

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      deep red states

      At least the base is flared.

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    LOL, that’s supposed to be him?

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      That’s not him. Where’s the signature paunch?

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        Not to mention the paunch as well

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          Fair enough

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    So it’s expensive Axe

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      Axespensive

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