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HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago

Production breaking driven developer

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HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    Me, working on my personal hobby project, trying to integrate two totally unfamiliar platforms, in a programming language I’ve never used before.

  • Daniel Quinn@lemmy.ca
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    I had a job interview a few weeks ago where the lead developer straight-up said that he doesn’t have any tests in the codebase because “it’s just writing your code twice”. I thought he was joking. Unfortunately he was not.

    I didn’t end up getting the job, perhaps because I made it clear that I thought he was very wrong. I think I dodged a bullet.

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      I mean there is arguments against creating test for everything but that definitely isn’t a good one…

      • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works
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        If you just get LLMs to write your code then you can write your code zero times

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      I bet you could no show at that job for 6 months before they fired you. It’s free money.

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      I once had a startup founder tell me that “tests are a lack of confidence.” I later did a security review against their company as part of an acquisition. It did not go well…

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      so they’re… still hiring???

  • AceBonobo@lemmy.world
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    Can you stop accurately describing me?

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    [ in walks fully-released-bug-driven developer ]

    • HiddenLayer555@lemmy.mlOP
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      Vulnerability driven developer

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