All of that oddness pales when compared to the performance claims that Bolt Graphics is touting, though. None of the figures in the technical document or website are actual, hands-on test results, as they’re ‘pre-silicon’ results, theoretically determined by the software used to design the chips.

Oh, it’s all made up performance specs.

plus a router (yes, really) for shifting data around

This author apparently has no idea what interconnect is in an IC and the importance of it.