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shish_mish@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Heinz's new ketchup smoothie mixes fruits with ketchup: 'Delicious and refreshing'

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Heinz's new ketchup smoothie mixes fruits with ketchup: 'Delicious and refreshing'

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shish_mish@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago
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Described as the "first-ever ketchup-based smoothie," Heinz says the drink "blends real fruits with Heinz Simply Tomato Ketchup.
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    It’s actually incredible how far we’ve strayed from God’s light. We deserve this.

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    Add vodka and it becomes a Sunday morning special.

    • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
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      Ha, I was literally about to comment about Bloody Marys.

  • onslaught545@lemmy.zip
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    I’ve made plenty of smoothies with v8 as a base, and it’s really not that bad if you do it right.

    • garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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      V8 doesn’t have nearly as much sugar as ketchup does.

      To be exact, V8 has 1g/oz. Ketchup has 8g/oz.

      It’s not the tomato flavour I’m worried about with this smoothie.

    • Univ3rse@lemmynsfw.com
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      I’m one of those weirdos who likes V8, not those sugar water concoctions, the original.

      • onslaught545@lemmy.zip
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        Thoughts on regular vs low sodium?

        • Univ3rse@lemmynsfw.com
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          I prefer regular, but my health prefers low sodium.

        • Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world
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          I can’t do the low sodium. I love V8 and have for years. Love adding hot sauces and it even passes for a low effort bloody Mary but taking the salt out of it is a deal breaker.

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    🤢 … 🤮

    • dickalan@lemmy.world
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      Touch grass weirdo

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    There’s a good reason it doesn’t say they’re mixing fruit with vegetables.

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    Someone alert Justin McElroy. This is prime Munch Squad material.

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      Was listening to this week’s munch squad while reading this…

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    Eww

  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    That tracks. Heinz ketchup on it’s own has a lot of sugar in it already.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Meteor strike now😔

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    cultural debate

    Shit tomato full of sugar is now cultural. Clown world is great.

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    I would say “Britain No” but Heinz is an American company.

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      And apparently they are also selling it here, at Smoothie Kings in Atlanta, Chicago, and New York.

      I’m kinda glad it’s not where I live, because it’s exactly the kind of trainwreck I would want to try against my better judgment.

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