One expert, who asked not to be named for fear of reprisal
Look what you’ve done.
Holy shit, 2019. I know he was a known asshole then, but still, it only gets more true with time!
at least you weren’t a ring of fire fan in 2005 like me :(
Kennedy is generally opposed to vaccines, but he is particularly hostile to mRNA-based vaccines
I reckon the mistake was calling them mRNA vaccines. Yes, that’s what they are, but RNA sounds scawy and vaccines cause autism and homosexuality, so something with some razz to it would be the right call…
“What’s going on here?! Is that an RNA experiment?”
“Umm. It’s a-… Um … Elixir.”
“Oh, I see. And how does it work?”
"…universe stuff. It’s complicated, sir. Sugar, nitrogen, phosphate… "
"Indeed. I’ve seen those on a cereal boxes before, and nitrogen is from that racing movie with the pretty women. What’s it do?
“It’s for…um…mosquito bites. Also a good degreaser. Jenkins has it in his head it cures viruses too, ha. We’d obviously have to test first.”
“I like that Jenkins. Which viruses?”
" The annoying ones."
“What about viruses that put thoughts about a person’s daughter in their head all the time?”
“…Sure.”
rolls up sleeves “Give it to me. Right above the lamprey hickey there’s a good vein. You’re doing good work here, son. We’ll up the budget to get this Elixir of the Universe out to the shamans.”
This is brilliant. Most of us are having a good laugh, but I suspect that someone, somewhere, on a research team, is also taking a few notes.
I just don’t get the incongruity of the Trump admin. In pretty much every other area they are “show me the money”.
big tech AI: whatever you guys want!
crypto: whatever you guys want!
big banks: whatever you guys want!
big oil: whatever you guys want!
big pharma vaccines: No, this is where we must draw the line!
the only constant is “maximum damage”.
It’s pretty simple. If it helps the rich or his grifter friends then this administration is all for it.
If it helps the average Joe, then fuck that.
Suddenly wishing big pharma were better friends with and getting bigger handouts from the admin WHATTT is this world
If only they’d paid the piper…
The problem is that biotech and pharma are much more directly involved in and constrained by actual science and data, which the orangeboi regime is highly allergic to.
There’s more money to be made selling meds to sick people than preventing people getting sick.
Rfk jr was running as an independent with about 10% of the votes.
God I really fucking hate that guy.
Aside from all the people he’s gonna kill, he has such a punchable face
History will remember this administration as one of the worst. These fuckers are all writing their own chapters in history books as full fuck-tard level. They will be looked back on with shame and embarrassment. Let this be their legacy. They are not the problem. The problem is the 55% of the voting populace that voted for them. America needs to improve our educational system so these our population isn’t as fucking stupid as we are.
America needs to improve our educational system
What also infuriates me is some of the supposedly educated people are also for that garbage regime, either blindly supporting it for confirming their fascist beliefs, or because they see it as an opportunity to make money from misery.
That includes the techbros. And CEOs of MLMs.
One of the worst so far!
Toss this guy in prison for a little bit.
How many people are you going to murder with this one, measles man?
So… same shit different day?
Clown and clown logic.
Oh well I guess we ddon’t get cancer vaccines now.
I had to check if the sub is “The Onion”.
Back to the stone age it is!
Doesn’t something usually happen to Kennedys by now?
Just the good ones…
I wish that brain worm had been more thorough.
Fuck him and every other republican asshole.
