Is it the skin flute?

The Guiness world record for longest human flag held stands at 1 minute and 5.71 seconds by Wang Zhonghua.

I figured it was hard to do, but a world record of a ~1 minute hold says so much.

FlatEarthersSayWhat

Neat!

Do you buy nicer ramen? There are some pretty tasty options now.

I can get on board with contract witches charging a literal arm and leg for their specialized sorcery

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?

Image search (for those who don’t want to click on the article)

Long live Clippy!

Tangentially, I preferred old Reddit.

Not sure how it got so shitty, but eeeeuuuuggghhh.

Every app is harvesting my “data”, and every website is bloated to shit.

Cool. I had no idea this was a thing.

Dating. It’s hard to manufacture that initial spark in an app.

What was “the old way we did things” before social media?

I’d like to shout from the mountaintop that I do not care what you and your boring family did over the holidays.

I don’t remember the last time I logged into any real social media account so I guess I’m kind of living as though it doesn’t exist anyway.

Modern day hero right here - thank you!

TL;DW?

hold my broom

Did you leave it in your other pants/purse/jacket?

Touselled beachy waves ✨

Hemorrhoids hate this one simple trick