I got a new laptop with Windows 11 at work yesterday. This is the first time I’ve used 11. I must say, it’s not really that bad. Once you cut out all the enshittification, which our IT department does, it’s pretty decent. I would never dream of putting it in any of my own machines, of course.

Nonsense. You’ll get your Neuralink brain implant which will stop you from having any government unsanctioned thoughts.

And a better society will magically emerge once we get rid of capitalism? The world was a veritable utopia before capitalism?

Guess that makes me an ogre.

I’m cooking spaghetti for dinner tonight. Yes, I’m old.

Ah yes, women are so emotional, amirite? That’s why we need to put petulant toddlers in charge that are completely out of touch with reality and are only motivated by their own self gratification.

You can absolutely use Mint as a live system.

None of this is about logic or even common sense. It’s all petty vindictiveness.

Sounds kinda dumb, ngl. But if they come out with some decent hardware, I won’t mind.

He has an unsanctioned mechanical alarm clock! Get the filthy criminal!

Greetings, fellow geezer! They just don’t make them like this any more.

I have no notes.

The machine must keep running!

I’m afraid I’m going to have to deduct one style point for the misalignment of the labels on the mini PCs.

There are plenty of examples of regular people who turned into dictators. Power corrupts. There is no such thing as a “benevolent dictator”.

Don’t you know that public transportation is woke? What are you, some kind of socialist?

No need to bother. We’re self-destructing without anyone having to send anything.

This meme template really needs to die!

The living embodiment of the idea that billionaires shouldn’t exist.

Classic: