Karp + Musk + Thiel + Vance + Trump = 💩

You live right next to Stephen Root? Lucky!

They’re calling again

I thought maybe it had to do with the racy theme song about “tossing salads” and “scrambled eggs”

Gross

That’s actually pretty expedient

Amphetamines are a helluva drug

Lyin’ Mike at it again

This guy gives off strong “youth counselor” vibes.

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked

It’s astonishingly ludicrous what these assholes get away with.

It’s equivalent to plugging a surge protector into itself— eNdLesS pOweR!!!

”I have one of the worst memories of all time”

A Ferengi in need is a Ferengi indeed

Tim Cook

Tim Apple

Tim Pussy

Coup d’éfat

The irony is, just by looking at him, this is exactly the type of person Hitler wanted to exterminate.

🎵 …and the bone saw’s red glare

the screams filling the air

the sawing of limbs

and the blood everywhere

O say does that bonesaw in hand yet wave?… 🎵

“No shit, dumbass…”

—everyone

<<turns console back off>>

<<grabs photo album full of feet 🦶 pics>>