NTA

…the first time we had sex, she took off my condom without permission…

This is sexual assault and illegal in some places. Granted it is normally the reverse, but I believe the law is written so that it goes both ways.

EDIT:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-consensual_condom_removal

We actually are the main character. We can only perceive the universe through the data our senses collect. We are each a ghost trapped in a meat sack, standing on a rock, hurtling through the universe. You are wholly incapable of seeing the universe through someone else’s perspective. The best you can do is analyze the data you’ve collected through your own senses and try to guess what someone else is experiencing.

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Bill Clinton
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George Soros
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LITERALLY ANYONE NOT WITH OR FRIENDS OF THE GOP

The last domino should be the middle domino. The last domino should read “local community now has to raise funds to pay for the mess”.

Absolutely, but it seems to me like the FBI should be covering all.expenses here. They fuck up, and we have to cover the bill.

So 11 then.

4:30 in and I’m hooked. Gotta save it for later.

Telepathic Orchid. Jury is still out but the cons should be fixable via firmware updates.

I’m old and “cooking” was old when I was young.

If you flip that image you’d have me throughout my teens, twenties and early thirties. I always thought I was hideous (especially teens amd early twenties). I looked at some photos from back then and realized, decades late, that I was hot as fuck.

Just a beating if you are lucky. Some shady shit happens in the sugar cane fields.

As a former resident of Southern Louisiana I can tell you that there is a chance, well north of zero, that saying that would earn you a visit to the sugar cane field. Not bad enough for a one way mud boat ride but I wouldn’t test that theory.

No! A dark roux is a slow toasted roux. It is very risky as it takes 45 minutes to an hour to get just right and if you burn it then you have wasted your time. The flavor is supposed to be nutty, NOT burnt.

A lot of people do not take the time to slow cook a dark roux, so they just burn it and say it is on purpose. Again…No. That shit is foul and any self respecting gumbo aficionado will immediately chuck that mess in the trash. Preferably slowly while maintaining eye contact with the “cook”.

Yes, that was the idea.

I’m 52. ಥ_ಥ