I wonder if she smears herself with a thick layer of mayo before their sexy times.

Predator killed by prey defending itself.

If you read their comment you can see they did.

I’m starting to think that technology-wise Ted Kaczynski had the right idea.

Or snort.

My mom’s ass is a sub-continent.

Why are you talking about plants when I’m asking about centrifuges?

Why do you have centrifuges in your house?

Well it’s free after it suddenly stops it only costs you money to get it going again.

This ain’t the taint I was thinking of.

I have never probed an animal’s anus so please speak for yourself.

I haven’t been on Reddit in two years now.

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Could you imagine reliving your day of birth?

Every day sliding out of your mother’s vagina and every night climbing back up there like a lubed up slide.

You shouldn’t fetish shame some people like Coldplay.

It was a pain in the ass to sext when you didn’t have a roll of quarters handy.

You can take my mother/daughter hentai games from my cold dead dick.

When you start reading news as much as you look at memes.

Man when Ozzy died I felt bad but when I saw Hulk Hogan died I thought he had a couple years ago.

Don’t kink shame.