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Just request a docdasher in app and a helpful person like Yvegeny, Dmitri or Boris will show up to the white house on a motorcycle, take your documents from you, not copy and transmit them, and just keep them very safe, like tippy top safe.
Whole point is to give the aesthetics of a standalone app… Ridiculous executive slop.
Why not sell these at cost? Majority of your orders are likely able to fit in an envelope with a stamp?
Prices will continue to steadily rise until morale improves
Headline doesn’t want to say someone’s name…
A savvy consumer, glad you mentioned. Felt better than hitting it on the nose.
Something something… Only phone number I remember is your mother’s phone number (Implying that is for when I’m calling her to arrange a session of sexual intercourse, that she willingly and enthusiastically participates in).
Corporations and politicians: “oh great news everyone… It worked. Time to kick off phase 2…”
A good way to miss out on good people. Diversity is strength.
You already know about sci fi, get people around you that can appreciate that, but have their own POV to offer. Also, feels a bit like you’re forcing people to be your friend - have those mirror friends outside work. Otherwise, you’re kind of saying you can’t make those friendships in real life
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Maybe we just throw an ad on the windshield… Like a little one… Off to the side?
Depends on which function you want to replace?
You operate under the false premise that people think this is about binary choice, it’s not. The shades of gray matter here. Again, as I stated, perfection isn’t the goal, it is how much of an effort you make to consciously navigate the bullshit we are forced to live within, while also hopefully working to fix the larger broken systems somehow in your lifetime. Progress, not perfection.
You very baldly read as extremely selfish and again, you performatively forgive yourself in public forums so you don’t have to try. You sound like a professional victim. Start listening to those rogue thoughts at night when you’re staring at the ceiling, the ones that tell you you might be completely full of shit, they are on to something…
Who are “they” and who says that that is valid advice?
“Separate the artist…” is fairly accepted by any decent people I know as a way for selfish people to forgive themselves the burden of minor personal sacrifices related to their own consumer activities. The long form is literally, “Yes, Michael Jackson did horrible things to that little boy’s butthole, Woody Allen molested his daughter and married his adopted child and Bill Cosby drugged and raped women for decades, but let’s go buy their movie/album!” - you likely wouldn’t say the long form through, would you? You would hide and obfuscate behind, “sepatate the artist…” So you don’t have to say the bad things out loud.
Nobody with any integrity buys into “separate the artist…”
Also, to your point about this post, again it’s a similarly lazy way to forgive yourself the burden of trying to stay aware of these things and making little changes to how you vote with your wallet. You can absolutely do something like go shop at Costco this week instead of target - as one performatively eliminated diversity programs at their company while one preserved them as a stand. That’s where your opinion falls apart because yes, you can likely find something to hate Costco as well (because they are all garbage companies, but there are shades, they aren’t all equal. You have to participate to function, but you can do the slightest amount of work to shop more consciously. But that is the work you are trying to forgive yourself of.
The point isn’t perfection, but to do enough for this week and try again next week. Before you know it, you’re shopping more consciously wherever you go.
To the point of this post, do you know just how many subsidiary brands nestle operates? Likely true that you didn’t know the last time, but very likely you have patronized them.
Big tech is literally front row at the fan club, horseshit.
This is Putin saying, “windows in tall buildings are on notice!!!” “Radioactive cups of tea better watch their back!”
Up to the company in America, no guarantee of not having to work just because some observe a certain day. Especially for blue collar workers. The ultimate irony here is most will work on labor day.
He doesn’t think much of anything himself. He’s a scared little boy, because that’s where he cut his teeth. He has no vision for anything, just reaction and fear.