How it started: Married a prophet and Savior of the Alpha Quadrant

How it’s going: Pulled a Yar and is banging an android

Youve Beetlejuice’d him!!

It’s not just the hug, it’s the fact she’s wearing a very thin shirt and no bra…

Darmik and Jalad: A XXX Parody

It’s Riker who’s running through these hoes like Draino

Only if they were from Tanagra

Was he doing a sudoku at that time as well?

Twoop leaduh says we are not meeting owauh cwooootah

He has 2 daughters so he has at least twice!

But it reminds me of one of my favorite quotes from Loaded Weapon 1.

“Something just doesn’t add up sarge. My wife and I haven’t had sex in 2 years and I have a 6 month old daughter…”

Only bad carpenters blame their tools

I actually had to double check Google…

Denobulans come to mind. Didn’t Phlox say he had like 5 wives, and one of em had 5-6 other husbands?

And weren’t the Edo from Justice just kinda bangin’ each other?

Which Gurney Halleck, Professor X or Thanos?

They both wanna bang Troi. And when a Klingon is involved in a love triangle, there will be violence

Kinda like the difference between regular coffee and Cuban coffee.

Interesting scenario of rock paper scissors there. Thor loses to Hela, Hela loses to Surtur, Surtur loses to Thor

SBD…silent but deadly

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