Damn. Sorry duder. A coworker buddy of mine used to work at a large solar manufacturing and research company a few years ago. He said upper management outright told the workforce that they can’t tell you who to vote for, but if the orange turd is elected…the company is literally fucked.

I didn’t read that part…what happened

Yo mamma so fat she asked Q to change the gravitational constant of the universe

I work at a nonprofit hospital, and this week they announced all raises and bonuses are suspended…for regular employees, not docs or execs obviously.

The even sadder part, is a month or so ago there negative ads all over Hulu about how the democratic rep was pLaYiNg PoLiTicS wItH mY mEdIcArE.

Don’t get lost in the minutiae

Watching TNG as a kid

Realizing, now, you’re only 5 years younger than Patrick Stewart was when he started filming TNG (47)

Which is even more mind-blowing when you consider that a lot for these long-awaited sequels…the protagonist in the sequel is as old, if not older than, their mentor in the original.

I could be mis-remembering on some of these, but…

Creed: Stallone was older in this movie mentoring Apollo Creed’s son, than Mickey was in the original Rocky

TopGun Maverick: Tom Cruise is >= Tom Skerritt (Viper) in Top Gun

Cobra Kai: Ralph Macchio >= Pat Morita in Karate Kid

SWTLJ: Mark Hamill >= Alex Guinness

Even worse, they’re wearing uniforms you’re not familiar with.

Which reminds me of an old DI topic…why star fleet had changed their uniforms so many times. 1 theory was that Starfleet does it on purpose as a means of helping time-displaced officers identify the general time period they’re in. That way they can try to do whatever is possible as not to contaminate the timeline if they go backwards. If they go forward, then the natives can ID where they’re from.

After she used the Earl Grey scented soap, Picard goes down on her for so long there’s been a shift rotation on the bridge crew.

But can the replicator be able to mimic day old leftover pizza straight from the fridge…let alone microwaved day old pizza. Can it give you that unmistakable taste of it unevenly heated

Well look at that, breach hull, all die even had it underlined

Plus we think he’s banging the doctor

Break out the grappler again.

Is the tractor beam down again?

Yeah, we missed last months subscription

And of course…they are the only ones who can solve it

And then you end up 10 minutes late for work

It still blows my mind that a show like Muppet Babies, aimed at small children, would include a clip & reference from Aliens. I guess maybe they were for the parents watching with their kids?

Then again, when I was in the 4th grade I had RoboCop, Terminator and Aliens toys/action figures soooooooo

Or if it’s me at work…

Boss: “So what are you working on this week?”

Me: [Lists 4 project updates, a go-live from 2 days ago, building a few new scripts, still trying to get manual processes automated but not getting responses from the integration architect, and got 2 after hours calls]

My counterpart whose dad is a physician at the hospital: “I updated a couple tickets”

Active the Turbo Encabulator

No, it’d be more like…

Harvey: Name something you might be ashamed to admit you do on the holodeck

Literally anyone: Have sex

Harvey: forced stoopedly stunned face

Trade it for other goods

Her panties were soaking wet before the end of the meal. She spilled her water in her lap