For sure. I am punching and I know it

My wife is a purist from the south of England with several tea brewing options. If I boiled water in the microwave I’d be at real risk of divorce

I was actually quoting 13th Warrior but my gods Tombstone is such a great movie!

‘Have we anything resembling a plan? ‘Uhuh, ride to we find them, kill them all.’

Sell it? M3 MB Pro will fetch a good price.

I have an MB Air M3 and love it, personally.

Standard question for any job I’ve had, it’s a position of strength for the new employee as they have to honour them as the dates were confirmed before they joined. If you wait till you are in the door you may not get them as others might already have them booked.

My boy Inigo makes up for all that

Is this when your admiral has failed you for the last time?

The numbers, Mason…

Any requests?

Hey, play that one song again!

You got it!

Not been on there for a couple of years, will give it another go, thanks!

Hahah I left myself open to that but I mean the volume and breadth of memes in Lemmy is vastly less than on Reddit. I try to contribute what I can where possible but it’s miles away at the moment.

E.g. I can get metal memes, formula 1 memes, dank memes etc in quite high volumes there.

I need to get a new source for memes. Using Reddit less and less and having access to meme sources would help the decline.

Killed by a Pictish tribe in scotland

There was a local newsreader whose name was Max Steel and that just sounds to me like a comic book character.

You must answer every call from a scammer and listen intently to them. Or die.

Apollo…

Love a fruity, sweet cocktail or even just a Malibu and lemonade.

Poo. Everyone needs to do it. Some people have bags instead of bumholes. I have a condition which means I need medication or I’ll shit myself into a serious illness or injury. How many people would be saved if they weren’t so hung up on talking about their poo?

Inconsithable