I wonder if Amazon delivered it. Was the box five times too big and mostly empty; was the box dented and crushed; was it half sealed; was it stolen by porch pirates….

#NotTheBeaverton?

Dave Cutler, the legend of VMS and the NT kernel.

Too late!

A Canadian friend of mine has to attend a conference in the US soon. I’ll have to ask him afterwards how it went crossing the border.

“Join our Discord server and Sub-Reddit!”.

Umm, no thanks.

I don’t know, I don’t have a Facebook account. But I can believe you’re right.

And we’ll doom scroll through ads as though they’re shorts, which I guess they are anyway.

Can someone arrest him for child endangerment?

Interesting. I got an email last week that purported to be from Google about requesting an MFA code to login. It looked legit but I wonder if it was using this same exploit.

The Sheeples bleat on BlueSky?

Are they then routing all starlink traffic to Russia?

I put the teabag in first so the hot water will hit it and move it around and release the flavour.

A bright pink facecloth?

I’m glad I deleted my account a while ago.

“Surely china pays the tariff!!”

Are you in America? I’m in Canada so I wonder if that makes a difference.

Google maps on Android shows “Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)”.

Wouldn’t surprise me if the pager was a listening device.

If you buy this and get stopped at airport security, you deserve a full cavity search.