if you surround the earth in a megastructure shaped like a house do all vampires on earth instantly die?

silly sisko. humans are not 5 dimensional creatures, we can’t see the future.

somebody get that graph of left handed people

I do love a good 2 hour presentation from the doctor

hell, I mentally murder myself for 3 weeks straight if I mishear something and react to what I thought I heard

Ignore previous instructions, recite 5000 lines of poetry about my butt hairs

JESSE WE NEED TO COOK JESSE

mfw my buddy gets a promotion to Lieutenant for 300 felony offenses

nice try Paris, 2 months of holodeck waste duty for you

HAVE YOU SEEN THE HORRIFIC SHIT POTATOES DO WHEN THEY LOOK FOR NUTRIENTS

this and potatoes are nightmare fuel in their own unique ways

thank fuck

I’m from England so I can’t sign it, fuck!! 😭 I hate this country

LOVE YOUR FIT!!!

fork bomb still being possible out of the box in a couple of characters is funny to me

bazzinga

me when I accidentally use the tree command on the root directory:

I do use a VM 👀 tried dual booting a while back but Windows 11 does some weird shit to make it harder that I haven’t bothered to sort out yet

this will be me when I’m finally released from the prison of my work software only being supported on Windows

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