Maybe Animorphs was onto something with the Yeerk’s requirements.

I hate when I wake up with clear sinuses after a cold, and my mind is just in neutral mode: No happiness of being over a week of clogged and runny nose. Things are just ok, as they are supposed to be. None of that euphoria I was craving for.

Ah, the Norwegian subtitle crew had creative freedom when translating that line. The official translation was “hipp hurra kølletryne” which would translate back to english as “hip hooray club face” (“club” as in golf club or hockey stick - which of course also is a goofy euphemism for penis).

A lot of creators were tricked into that. The problematic part was that they realized the issue and completely went silent about the issue instead of raising awareness of the scam. Alerting about that fact would have been a great tech tip.