unalivejoy

would Aubrey wear a wig or die her hair blonde?

edit: she apparently went blonde in 2022. https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a42015668/aubrey-plaza-blonde-hair/

I don’t enter data. Data enters me.

Yes, but it belongs to Gaben. Don’t touch it.

Nintendo loses out on you buying the game twice.

Caskaydia Cove for me. Because “Cascadia” is a reserved font name in Windows for some reason.

Public data should be accessible anonymously. You can’t change my mind.

Grand Theft Auto V (2013, PC 2015)

How many children does Picard have?

Sometimes I run the update command and there hasn’t been an update since yesterday. I think that’s pretty close.

Reading online fanfiction is free. Sure, the quality varies, but I can quit any time I want. I just don’t want to.

Searching the filesystem. There’s no reason Windows Search needs to access the internet. Fucking Bing.

The windows partition is bloat. Delete it.

Hecking heck

alien dolphin

That’s just a narwhal.

I had a hard time reading the JPEG artifacts. Here’s my best transcription.

Oh geez

Please stop

Why are they staring at me?

Should have gone to Five Guys instead

I can even run games that don’t work on modern Windows, like Fallout 3.

I charge a consulting fee. If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

I counter you 7 to 3, 3 to 11, 11 to 7

That’s covered by my phone.

I have a Google home. The only reason I have it is because Spotify gave them away for free back in 2019. It sits unplugged somewhere.