https://apps.garmin.com/apps/5b255aa3-9f0a-4b89-83fa-15aa0b0e51d2

sadly it did not come with custom sounds :(

Pretty much any Rodney Dangerfield joke works with Quark:

• I was so ugly my Moogie used to feed me with a slingshot.
• I was ugly, very ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my Moogie.
• My wife, Grilka, and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!
• I told Dr Bashir that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous: everyone hasn’t met me yet.
• I stuck my head out the hatch and got arrested by Odo for mooning.

Bergamot scented soap is totally a thing!

Your mother was a Tellerite, and your father smells of Yamok Sauce

Oven roasted beets (inside of foil bag with a small pinch of sugar) is really good too

https://archive.org/details/muppet_babies

I’ll take it

#3: a medium for money laundring latinum

Woo!!!

I was trying too hard!

I give up

To increase the adaptive dampening field within a degree of stochastic variance, so recalibration of the phase modulation matrix is no longer needed

To stop the chronometric fluctuations from exhibiting a statistically anomalous resonance within the tertiary subspace matrix.

That is fabulous!

Now in reverse: