“Hello, I’m Eddie Murphy and I’m here to tell you the importance of a good education. I’m 20 years old and a high school graduate. I studied at Nassau community college for about two weeks. I have no formal theatrical training whatsoever yet I’m one of the stars of the new Saturday Night Live. I also make more in a week than most white people make in a year. Which leads me to the conclusion that in 1981 a good education is just as important as a warm bucket of hamster vomit. That’s right, all you white kids in school are wasting your sweet precious time because life is luck. You’re either lucky or you’re a bum from the beginning. So stop kidding yourself, drop out. Go have some fun, drink some beer. Get each other pregnant and play Space Invaders. You know, you white kids take life so seriously. Quit school and be successful like me.”

Sammy: Excuse me Mr. Murphy, you’re limousine’s waiting.

Eddie Murphy: Thanks Sammy. Sammy went to Harvard.

Humans are great apes, too. But only in the sense of “big,” not “good.”

In this current era, I’m warming up to political assassinations.

If I had to do it all over again, I would.

Go to June 14, 1946, Jamaica Hospital in Queens, New York. No reason.

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“You don’t have to do this, Joe, you really don’t.”

The problem is that the game forces the player to engage in what is obviously pointless torture. It’s in character for Trevor to do this, but we should be able to choose not to be involved in it. All the same points can still be made if Trevor does it on his own.

With VI, Rockstar is going to have an Onion problem of trying to be satirical in an age when the US government has fully embraced fascism. In Florida, no less! I really hope the game is all anti-authority and there is NO cooperation with any government agencies, only killing them.

I absolutely hate that mission. Even for GTA it sticks out as especially mean-spirited. I always use the battery as few times as needed to get it over with, because it seems like the least horrible thing to do to him.

He thinks he thought he saw Hugh try.

Picard and Dathon at Risa!

“What, does the torpedo seem depressed? You can sense feelings, Counselor, not the future.”

Yeah, because he knew that thing probably wasn’t gonna stop. Why destroy the car when you don’t have to? Concrete wouldn’t have changed the outcome.

This is why having different instances is great. If I feel like one is too heavy-handed with blocking others, I can just use another one that isn’t and choose what I want to block.

I first noticed the issue with .world when discussion of Luigi was censored there in December. That’s why I’m not on there any more. They’re too eager to toe the line and appear corpo friendly like reddit.

As long as it’s the user doing it, not instances.

No, 21% struggle with basic literacy skills. They’re illiterate, but not fully illiterate.

No. People think things that aren’t smarter than them are all the time.