Enshittification seems damn inevitable these days.

I don’t know when it was the first time, but I had a cousin that bought underage me wine. When my friends were getting drunk on numerous cans of low alcohol beers, I had a full bottle of red wine in my coat to get me properly drunk and silly. No wonder I left the metal scene early on and became a pretentious fuck. It was inevitable.

Fiddle, Tweak, Reinstall.

The lemmy leave office early because the servers are barely noticing the extra traffic.

Now he is long.