In other words: Coca-cola doesn’t have a million to burn like the other oligarchs but wants to make Donny Two-Scoops feel like their special boy.
In other words, Coca-Cola realized that they don’t need to spend $1 million dollars, they can just slap “Special Boy” on a bottle for 6 cents and achieve the same result.
You know every time he does something, someone in the comments makes an idiocracy reference and we all roll our eyes because “Yeah, theres the low hanging fruit guy coming to farm votes” like its an original thought.
Well… Its my turn.
“This Inauguration brought to you by Diet coke. DIET COKE, IF YOU DONT DRINK IT FUCK YOU!”
Except Idiocracy didn’t go far enough. Drumph isn’t going to walk around saying he’s sponsored by Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola is going to go around saying they’re sponsored by him.
“The Coca-Cola Company, sponsored by Donald Trump. Donald Trump - Fuck you!”
Did Coke just call him fat?
Nah according to people from last time he was president he drinks this shit a LOT
It was diet Coke
It is basically health food
I saw the community this was posted in and my brain somehow removed the “not” in “not the Onion”. I was like “haha, oh the Onion. They still got it.”
Then I looked at the community again…
LBJ had a special button installed that would summon someone to bring him a Fresca.
This is great
People here get way to up in arms when Trump is mentioned. Just enjoy the stupidity of the world.
Bring him a Tab Clear
Fucking bootlicking piece of ass
As much as I want to call out bootlickers, it would honestly be weirder if they didn’t continue the tradition.
Headline might as well be “Trump first president to prefer Diet Coke.”
I have a suggestion as to where he can put it.
