National soup month
Fuck off and die, marketing weasels
Progresso ruined the Chickarina soup by shrinking the meatballs and replacing acini de pepe with stars and the gelatinized soup they come in.
All “could we”, no “should we”
Soup you can suck on
MC Comings, VP, Business Unit Director for Progresso
😏
I mean people already suck on boullion cubes
here’s an early review
https://www.thetakeout.com/1758741/progresso-chicken-noodle-soup-drops-review/So my take from this is that this could be a neat alternative to bullion and a funny gag gift. That’s honestly not nearly as awful as I expected.
I’ve gotten salty candy at Asian markets, I’m sure of this has been done better elsewhere.
They stole my catchphrase!
Back to “Stew you can chew”
fucking pass.
… me the soup drops!
Finally!
