You’re joking, obtusely, about abduction and murder of children. You expect people to be amused?

Really moronic take.

My kid’s been walking to/from school and roaming the neighborhood since he was 7. Apple Watch FTW. It has its legit uses.

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FFS, can we deal with these fucking traitors already?!?

Eggs are like $9/dozen.

I bet trump’s asshole just kind of hangs loose, like sleeve of wizard.

I’ve always called this “republican”.

I’m the lone human being who understands the code behind the byzantine financial operation of my org. No kill switch necessary.

Pro tip: your poorly thought out business rules can lead to stupidly complex processes.

They’re utter morons. The trump cunts, the republicunts. They’ve always been this way. And now someone has harvested their crop.

Trump raped underage girls.

A fucking stupid vanity project. By a megalomaniac.

Cool. I think he should piss on the 3rd rail.

Fuck amazon.

Fuckem.

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Pass.

Do not suggest. Oxalic acid is abrasive.

Fuck trump. Canadians are our friends and family.

fuck that