- cross-posted to:
- me_irl@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- me_irl@lemmy.world
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24466755
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As I wash my hands I remember, I forgot to pee
This one gets me all the time:
Better wash my hands before I start cooking.
I should also pee before I get started cooking
Guess I’m washing my hands again.
This kind of thing bugs me so much.
At one point I had to sit down and write out a list of every action I do whenever I get home, and then sequence them to minimize the required number of handwashings.
This is so real 😫😫😫
Ah, a true gentlemen
Finishes taking a piss and then starts working on something I started 2 weeks ago with no memory of what I was doing before.
Damn, I do have to pee!
I just sent this to one of my work besties. This is gonna be me in 12 hours.
Unrelated, but it makes me realize just how small Lemmy is that i can recognize a username from an entirely diffrent post and community and then rerember this is the same jia tan i made an xz joke about
:3 I did a wittle twolling
