Since the joke of “that was not on my 20XX bingo card” is so popular and we’re facing a dangerous year in front of us, what’s on your 2025 bingo card?

here are some of mine with varying degrees of confidence,

  • Taylor Swift gets in controversy over something dumb
  • U.S. nationwide HRT ban proposed
  • Bluesky gets advertisements
  • Florida gets exactly 3 hurricanes
  • some sort of glass shortage
  • coca cola gets in a lawsuit
  • skibidi toilet creator does something controversial
  • Elon musk tries to buy Wikipedia
  • 0x01@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago
    • powell ousted from the fed and govt seized control, leading to a massive change in fed funds rate
    • prison for political enemies of trump, specifically schiff, pelosi, and a few of the louder voices in the room. Prison for some state leaders, MA and CA especially
    • nationwide ban of gay marriage, nationwide laws against abortion
    • capital gains reduced significantly, 20% now down to 10%
    • vpn ban
    • trump pushing for national acceptance of a cryptocurrency he has significant stake in, as an official act
    • palestine, ukraine, and taiwan falling. Tremendous suffering continues or starts for the people of those nations
    • Russia furthers its invasion into europe
    • Muslims begin to be treated as scapegoats for trumps vitriol, the next victims after general immigrant deportations
    • A new amendment to the constitution is proposed and passes to allow more terms for trump, with clearly questionable acceptance in state legislatures, perhaps under direct threat of jail

    God I hope I’m wrong.