E: Da Rules

  • The teleportation can only be used to move you.

  • Your clothes and basic personal items (the things you take with you everytime you leave the house) will teleport with you, but nothing else.

  • WarlockLawyer@lemmy.world
    2·
    6 months ago

    Whatever the biggest televised event is in the next twenty four hours. I’m going to materialize naked live in air screaming “the end is nigh unless we repent” and then go into a list of ecological and social reforms.

      • seaQueue@lemmy.world
        1·
        6 months ago

        “The rapture started and I was sent back here, God really wants us to stop using fossil fuels”

        • BatrickPateman@lemmy.world
          2·
          6 months ago

          Planet saved for now but at the cost of giving rise to believes of christian fundamentalists.

          I’d rather have the planet slowly cooked still, tyvm.