• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    Immigration Canada: “Prove to us that your marriage is genuine. Prove that it wasn’t for immigration purposes.”

    My wife and I: “You sure you want that?”

    Immigration Canada: “Make with the proof.”

    My wife and I: 400 pages, front and back, of Skype call logs/timestamps. A fucking literal ream of paper

      • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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        3 months ago

        I would

        What, like droit du seigneur? In Denmark it caused a lot of debacle, when people receiving Danish citizenship, had to shake hands with the local mayor during the ceremony. But I do reckon that having to fuck the mayor to get citizenship, would be too much for even the most right wing … nuts