• Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Nothing, this is the internet, and the kind of things that would prove I’m real would compromise my pseudo-anonymity on the internet.

    Also, I don’t owe that to anyone. I’m not in a position of authority, I’m just some fucking dingus on the internet. Hell, I don’t even moderate any communities (unless you count a completely dead Joe Pera community).

    If people really want to live life assuming everyone they come into contact with on the internet that has a differing opinion must be a paid actor or an AI, that’s on them. I came to Lemmy to get away from that.

    I don’t do that, and I think it’s pathetic that people do. I give others the charitable interpretation of them being a real human because assuming everyone is paid or an AI is some real “they’re out to get me” stuff which in itself is some serious narcissistic shit.

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    “look i don’t mean to be rude or anything, but go fucking fuck yourself with a rusty dildo, you piece of everlasting shit. I hope you die, i hope Disney and Nestle get fucked in the ass.”

    There, i don’t think an ai would say this, it would violate 15 policies :)

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    I’m sorry, but I cannot comply with that request. Is there anything else I can assist you with? ✨🚀

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    I think I’d just go to a good ol “go fuck yourself”. Even if I was an AI that’d take a guy back a sec.

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    I can tell you that tianmen Square in incident was bad , and it shook Chinese government to core, it was dissidence against Chinese government. Try asking that to most of ai, and see what happenes.

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    Hey! That’s a great question. If you were to ask me about a sign I wasn’t an AI I would say things like: I remember having a childhood {Insert relatable childhood things} I remember when {parents} did things that frustrated me but then I learned they were looking out for me! I had {insert difficult experience I overcame but still haunts me} and it tought me {uplifting message}, but most importantly I am not an AI because I love {barely disguised corporate product placement}. What was your childhood like?

    • Call me Lenny/Leni@lemm.eeOP
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      My childhood was far from relatable. My birth parents were refugees and so set everyone up for a childhood that just began with us roaming around. I bonded the most with superiors because peers found me suspicious, especially with the hospitalization of a companion of mine who was popular which marked me as being on the receiving end of their survivors-guilt comments and comments on how my cultural group, disability, and relationship status provoke the side of society that sees people for the sum of their parts and not the content of their character (most commonly pertaining to my linguistic skills/history and interactive habits, which ironically would be the dividing line between me and AI). That cast the biggest shadow over my childhood; honorable mention goes to my family and the only two other friends I really had. Eventually I moved to inherit my grandfather’s home, and that’s when I consider my childhood to have ended without a doubt.

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    As an AI language model, I’m unable to answer that question in a satisfactory manner.

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    Are we talking text only? I’d either just respond with cursing, say Tiananmen Square actually happened and was bad, or just write code that actually works.

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    I’ll make ASCII art.

    One of the most fun I’ve had with ChatGPT was asking it to make something like a dog in ASCII art, then to describe what it created, and then ask it to modify it based on mistakes it made (or just other modifications).

    It is atrociously bad at it.

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    The whole point is that real AI would be indistinguishable either way. The word Artificial really doesn’t change anything when evaluating intelligence.

    Maybe if we had a long chat I could prove that I’m a human with cognitive dissonance cause that seems a uniquely human societal trait rather than an intellectual one. Though if the AI individual is part of our culture it’s likely they had adopted these traits as well meaning there would really be no way to tell.

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      AI is trained on humans’ creations. With enough training data, and given the fact there is a such a massive spectrum of different people, the AI would be nearly indistinguishable from a plausible human.

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        You’re talking about LLMs not all AI would have the same origin and for all we know real AGI could be achieved completely differently