Well, it was Goya last time. Now, it’s Tesla. Soon, it will be Campbell’s Soup for all the soup-lines his depression will create.
And that only pushed me to find home recipes for the few Goya products I used to buy… Have not bought anything Goya in 4-5 years
I yelled at my phone when I saw this.
He said “oh wow! The whole thing is a computer!” like cars haven’t been like that for YEARS now.
The I go on Facebook for some reason (I am in a rural area) and I am seeing people talking about buying teslas in the local community pages. These people are not people that couldn’t afford a used Mitsubishi Mirage…
What even is this timeline
Can’t wait for /r/outoftheloop post asking “trump exposes tesla cars in the white house, what does it mean?”
this whole gambit was actually a 4d chess move by elon to brainwash righties into buying EVs therefore solving climate change and bringing about global communism. I never should have doubted you, sir
Next he’ll do the trick where he slams his dick into the car door
How long till a President ends a speech with “smash that like and subscribe for 10% off RAID: Shadow Legends”?
This is an insult to RAID shadow legends. They’re too high quality for this conman to hock them
Hock tuah, rite guise
He is already kind of doing it, just replace Raid Shadow Legends with Russia.
So the deep south yeehaw redneck GOP are supposed to buy EVs now?
I think some brains are about to explode…Laugh at those idiots.
Man can the writers chill? They’ve been doing the most unbelievable shit these past few days
Are there laws in the US about such conflicts of interest or was is basically tradition until this point not to do shit like this?
Laws are as good as the ability and will to enforce them.
Good point… I guess I’m still curious if there could be a way he gets taken to court for this, but probably now.
when your influence is dying due to your hubris you become desperate and pull something out like this.
Because of ethical restraints it is extremely rare for a senior government official, let alone a sitting president, to endorse a consumer product so explicitly.
Yeah… Those were good times.
Do they not fucking remember the whole Goya thing last time. He literally shot a commercial from the presidents desk.
does trump even drive.
He can’t, former and current presidents aren’t allowed to
I assume he lacks the ability as well
President Musk told his employee to do a photoshoot.
This story makes no sense any other way.
He told his orange clown to dance in front of the camera
In parallel universes where he wasn’t born of a rich family, Trump is a car salesman. This is our universe trying to find balance.
A used car salesman
The kind that doesn’t know shit about any car on the lot and just tries to pressure you into buying the most expensive car because it’s the most expensive, but was secretly totaled on a flood.
ON a flood?
Tesla is a close second at this point.
At a buy-here-pay-here dealer that specializes in salvage title “luxury” cars.
A car used salesman
He hasn’t got the charisma, the financial sense, or trustworthiness to become a used car salesman.
Yet here we are.
But he does have that lack of morality to at least try
