return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoTrump turns the White House lawn into a Tesla showroomwww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up1576arrow-down18
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minus-squareDaddleDew@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65·1 day agoIn parallel universes where he wasn’t born of a rich family, Trump is a car salesman. This is our universe trying to find balance.
minus-squareblattrules@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·21 hours agoThe kind that doesn’t know shit about any car on the lot and just tries to pressure you into buying the most expensive car because it’s the most expensive, but was secretly totaled on a flood.
minus-squareSuite404@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·18 hours agoTesla is a close second at this point.
minus-squarehovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 hours agoAt a buy-here-pay-here dealer that specializes in salvage title “luxury” cars.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·23 hours agoHe hasn’t got the charisma, the financial sense, or trustworthiness to become a used car salesman. Yet here we are.
minus-squareSkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 hours agoBut he does have that lack of morality to at least try
In parallel universes where he wasn’t born of a rich family, Trump is a car salesman. This is our universe trying to find balance.
A used car salesman
The kind that doesn’t know shit about any car on the lot and just tries to pressure you into buying the most expensive car because it’s the most expensive, but was secretly totaled on a flood.
ON a flood?
Tesla is a close second at this point.
At a buy-here-pay-here dealer that specializes in salvage title “luxury” cars.
A car used salesman
He hasn’t got the charisma, the financial sense, or trustworthiness to become a used car salesman.
Yet here we are.
But he does have that lack of morality to at least try