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Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

RFK Jr.: It Would Be Better if ‘Everybody Got Measles’

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RFK Jr.: It Would Be Better if ‘Everybody Got Measles’

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Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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“The measles gave you lifetime protection against measles infection,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Sean Hannity on Fox News.
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  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Rest of the world should ban Americans from coming in. Who knows what kinds of diseases they might be carrying.

    • Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works
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      My local blood bank already wanted to know about any possible contact I might have had with Americans.

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        I remember when we weren’t a developing country

        • Ledericas@lemm.ee
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          underdeveloped country.

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          deleted by creator

          • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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            2015… If you want to write up some big long thing about how we’ve always been awful, can you just not?

    • lostoncalantha@lemmy.world
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      Unvaccinated and the idiots won’t even wear masks either

    • Ledericas@lemm.ee
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      Or parasites

  • Gordon Calhoun@lemmy.world
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    Ah, measles. Nature’s Ultimate Antivaxxer. Measles deletes your acquired immunities

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      Oh wow, didn’t know that. Where’s this text from?

      • Gordon Calhoun@lemmy.world
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        Immune by Philipp Dettmer of Kurzgesat. Highly recommended reading…and watching.

  • Libra00@lemmy.world
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    No, what would be better is if that guy got a bad case of my backhand across his mouth every time he opens it.

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    Okay brainworm, go intentionally get the measles and let us watch you for the next 6 months so we see how safe it is.

    • Ledericas@lemm.ee
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      he made sure the children of SAMOA got measles, and about 86+ died from it, when he convinced the govt to stop vaccinations.

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    Guys, if you live in Magastan, talk to your doctors, ask them to give you any shot they can of anything that needs a booster over time (or that you miss) and do it ASAP. If a new pandemic from a new virus comes, you’ll be fucked, but at least you won’t be if what you suffer is an epidemic of a fucking preventable disease.

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  • Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world
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    It would be better if this guy fucks off.

  • FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world
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    I really hate that this motherfucker gets government-funded health care now, because every nasty-ass virus he gets is not only going to be well-treated, but actively buried.

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      I’m sure he had bonkers good healthcare before anyway. His name is Robert Fucking Kennedy Jr…

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    Cool. I can’t wait for my immunocompromised friend to die of a preventable disease that we had eradicated in the US until this year.

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    Coming up: It would be better if ‘Everybody got Polio’.

    Next week Trump will be at the White House promoting the new Telsa Iron Lung.

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    God I can’t wait for this season of South Park

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    It is truly the golden age of the idiot

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      That’s what the media cycles misses. There’s been no better time in history to be a rich uninformed idiot. History will look back on this as the golden age of the rich idiot

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    And that’s why I got all the vaccines. All of em. I treat vaccines like a sticker album or Pokémon cards. Gotta have them all… and the shiny ones are best.

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    The brainworm has spoken.

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    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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      I wonder if he is volunteering to get measles

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    It would be great if he would just fall off a cliff.

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      his worms will keep him alive though, his body is a just a empty husk, hollowed about the worms.

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        He’s just Mister Oogie-Boogie from Nightmare Before Christmas at this point.

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