Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-216 days agoI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore.message-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1183arrow-down111
arrow-up1172arrow-down1message-squareI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-216 days agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squareililiililiililiilili@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·16 days agoYou need a loan? With that kinda collateral, I could set you up with some liquidity at a nice rate. When you’re rich, they let you do it.
minus-squareClinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·16 days agoYeah just cut me a loan for like $984,000,000 I’m good for it. Either way after you hand me the money I can’t fail. You on the other hand…
minus-squarewabafee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-215 days agoAt best we can only give you is 1,000,000,000. For such a uhnwi like you.
minus-squarethreelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 days agoHow do you remember your username?
minus-squareililiililiililiilili@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 days agoI don’t. I rely 100% on my password manager to autofill my usernames and passwords.
You need a loan? With that kinda collateral, I could set you up with some liquidity at a nice rate. When you’re rich, they let you do it.
Yeah just cut me a loan for like $984,000,000 I’m good for it. Either way after you hand me the money I can’t fail. You on the other hand…
At best we can only give you is 1,000,000,000. For such a uhnwi like you.
How do you remember your username?
I don’t. I rely 100% on my password manager to autofill my usernames and passwords.