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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens

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US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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The U.S. government has banned American government personnel in China, as well as family members and contractors with security clearances, from any romantic or sexual relationships with Chinese citizens.
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    If you’re a government worker in a non allied country and an attractive stranger wants to touch your dingle, its a honeypot.

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      What if they want to touch my honeypot, is that a dingle?

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        When the bear wants your money, like a big pot of honey, that’s a-dingle

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      The honeypot probably has access to their Tiktok algorithm and “coincidently” likes all the same things.

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      Which can be turned to your advantage if you’re aware of it. “Oh man [insert weird deviant fetish] drives me crazy, sometimes I just start spilling state secrets”

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      honeydick

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      Find someone who looks at you like the foreign adversary honeypot do

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      I like honey?

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        Found Winnie the Pooh!

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