MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-28 days agoRight-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gayscreenshot-media.comexternal-linkmessage-square89fedilinkarrow-up1610arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1597arrow-down1external-linkRight-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gayscreenshot-media.comMuskyMelon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-28 days agomessage-square89fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·edit-28 days agoFinally a conspiracy theory that’s fun. Unfortunately, I keep going through the airport body scanners, but for some reason I’m not feeling gay
minus-squarephlegmy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-28 days agoThey don’t put the gayification beam on at all times, otherwise it would be too obvious.
minus-squareCameronDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 days agoTry going through with a cute moustache, maybe thats the right combo
Finally a conspiracy theory that’s fun. Unfortunately, I keep going through the airport body scanners, but for some reason I’m not feeling gay
They don’t put the gayification beam on at all times, otherwise it would be too obvious.
Try going through with a cute moustache, maybe thats the right combo