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😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

I'm full of preservatives and micro-plastics. I should live until I'm at least 1000 y/o.

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I'm full of preservatives and micro-plastics. I should live until I'm at least 1000 y/o.

😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Parts of you probably will 👍

  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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    There’s more living bacteria inside of you than you, and it will eat your decomposing corpse if you let it. Embalming or creamation will kill what remains of you after your brain dies.

    • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.worldOP
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      Harvard Med gets to cut me to first.

  • defunct_punk@lemmy.world
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    Are you a Dasini water bottle? If so, you’re probably correct

    • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.worldOP
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      Hmm, nope.

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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      *Twinkie

  • ᴅᴜᴋᴇᴛʜᴏʀɪᴏɴ@lemmy.world
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    Thanks, Skyrizi!

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