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The human body’s response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don’t Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn’t even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don’t fucking know they’re buried somewhere in the dna. I’m greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we’re doing now:’

  • andie@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    231·
    1 day ago

    Smoke break convo: Boss said the Thighs Dept is getting renovated to have thicc walls. Jealous.

          • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
            4·
            23 hours ago

            I haven’t even started yet, so if you have you’re already ahead of me! 😜

            I want to, so badly, just not in a safe area to do so without being almost immediately outed, ostracized, and fired. I intend to GTFO once my lease is up.