I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
The guy who’s already two thirds pope. Popeye of course! Popeye for Popey!
Lol
I vote for whomever Francis had on mind (hopefully he discussed that before passing).
There’s little chance of getting someone as decent as him.
Yes he had one candidate, if I understand correctly: Luis Antonio Tagle. He has a vision of a church adjacent to the poor and the working population in general though he seems regressive on LGBTQ. But going by the sign of times, it’ll probably be Raymond Burke. I suppose Vance visited the Vatikan to pave his way.
Personally I concur Danny DeVito would totally be the man for the job. He would gonna get real weird with it and he certainly doesn’t diddle kids.
Donald Glover
Vermin Supreme.
John Oliver
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
Accountability.
Weird Al
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Gilbert Gottfried
Deadmau5.
The tapes of some of these Catholic hymns are getting kinda worn- let’s get some fresh beats to liven things up. And a laser lightshow in St Peter’s Basilica would help appeal to the “hip youths” ensuring a continued Catholic hegemony for the next century.
The Gang Bankrupts The Vatican
theme song
“I’m not going to lead mass. Leading mass is Charlie Work!”
Pope Ringo George
Screw it, I’ll be the pope if that means I can release the records on their pedo priest protection program.
Cue Musk with his lottery for votes.
Adam Savage
