Note that even a very petite adult good friend’s weight in gold would cost approximately five million dollars.
Sounds reasonable
Interesting, thats kinda less money than I figured…
Note that this is the worth of the friend’s weight rather than volume. If you’re picturing a solid-gold life-sized statue, that would cost twenty times as much.
I’m not stupid I totally realized that immediately (neat thanks)
True, that makes sense
Most people are not very petite
If he needs more friends, please inform him that I am available.
Let’s test his Dunbar number.
Hello! We’re Lemmy! We’re your new 50,000 closest friends! May we come in?
I’m bringing snacks!
I did too, but I eated them. I am ashamed that I ate an entire 96 pack of Crayolas, but it was a long drive.
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And to tie it all off, the TV was set to channel 9 with the breast exam.
Wait, what? Is this a show I’ve been sleeping on?
I think it’s an Office Space reference. In the movie, the main character’s neighbor shouts at him through their shared wall to check out channel 9, because there’s some information about breast exams and he “thought it was something you’d wanna see”
Damn Joe got higher than fuck when he saw the cake he needed to eat
is that bag filled with weed?
Sure is.
An 1/8th to a quarter of weed, a cake, AND a new shirt? lucky man
AND a birthday card!
Literally at my neighbor’s place smoking weed and playing video games. Best living situation you can have in your life is being friends with your neighbors.
Another reminder that the simplest deed can make a huge difference in someone’s life
Plot twist: his dog’s named Joe
What’s in the packet
Love it.
