The Giant Korean@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 month agoWhat crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) message-squaremessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up171arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up170arrow-down1message-squareWhat crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) The Giant Korean@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 month agomessage-square42fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTastyWheat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·1 month agobeckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”
minus-squaredarkishgrey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 month agoA guy used this one on me, only he did the gesture and said, “Ha. Made you come with one finger.” I thought that was the dumbest shit I’d ever heard in my life and bust out laughing. But I guess it worked, bc we’ve been married for 17 years.
minus-squarethermal_shock@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoSimilar, but “do you always come when you’re fingered”? My best one was just saying “hey, wanna have sex”?
beckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”
A guy used this one on me, only he did the gesture and said, “Ha. Made you come with one finger.”
I thought that was the dumbest shit I’d ever heard in my life and bust out laughing.
But I guess it worked, bc we’ve been married for 17 years.
Similar, but “do you always come when you’re fingered”?
My best one was just saying “hey, wanna have sex”?