This is so psychopathic that it might actually work.
The scariest thing that someone can be is to be completely unpredictable.
I learned this as a kid being bullied. Bullies get scared of you if you seem to like being bullied.
Just act like a lunatic and a proper bully will start to get scared.
Why dont you just use your gun?
It’s really impractical to eat a guy with a gun instead of a fork.
I’m Canadian.
Gesundheit
what if he’s got a knife?
You have a mini sword breaker. It’ll be fine…
Edit: autocorrect…
lobster bib with a little cartoon robber on it
Imagine having your dead corpse brought into the morgue with ten gunshot wounds and wearing a blood stained lobster bib with a little cartoon robber on it.
Also … this made me laugh more than it should have … thanks.
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my fork upon thee!”
