Jesus punishes sinner by turning her French

MON ENFANT

but i wanted netherlands ;.;
Maintenant, je dois vivre avec la langue française

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France has a free pass from banter for one more week and as such no joke will be made from my side

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Jésus est un libéral au cœur saignant

I like to think he’s saying “your infant wasn’t baptised, so I’m taking it straight to the fires of hell for an eternity of torture. Don’t forget that I am love.”

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Since when is that the french flag ? Did it get invaded by Luxembourg during the night ?

ouch, my bones