Context for the foreigners. A man was sleeping in that cabin when the boat drove up on shore. He only woke up after his neighbor came to check on him.
The neighbour delivered a stern message that his shopoholism is going overboard.
When you buy a car on Amazon and they accidentally send you ten.
The cool thing about Amazon is they’ll let you keep the extra nine!
They have to, it’s law. There was a scam 100-odd years ago where merchants would send you a package and then bill you for it. Nope. If they send it, it’s yours, period.
This poor man.
“What am I supposed to do with 9 extra Ford F350s? I just needed one for the farm.”
Sounds like a good excuse to buy a few more farms then.
Yeah, but then you need more trucks. It’s like the hotdogs and buns problem.
When you forget to sell your futures.
Imagine explaining this to your insurance company if the boat hadn’t missed.
