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“Let’s go to bed so these people can go home.”
Works especially well for brunch guests.
Slap you thigh and stand up and say “Welp, it’s getting late…”, then say whatever you need to be doing.
People that don’t recognize the thigh slap or key jingle are the fuckin worst
Be direct. “It’s been great, but I have other things to take care of (or get to bed if night). See you later!”
