Mine hit me with the “We’re spending all this money on you now so you can’t grow up and say we didn’t spend money on you when your were a kid.”

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    28 days ago

    There’s too many.

    Off the top of my head, a fav dark one might be their serious quoting the Bible to me about how any child that isn’t respectful or submissive should be killed.

    Some fucked interpretation of Deuteronomy about stoning a child in public or something.