I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said “MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ”, but I suppose I could have said “MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ”, or should I say “MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ”?
Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ
You left out an ‘N.’ I’m gonna have to escort you out of the comment section.
Clearly they’re drunk, get 'em outta here
If drunk people aren’t allowed on Lemmy, we’re collectively gonna have a problem.
Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?
Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.
Basically. 99 Percent Invisible did a podcast on this very topic: Episode 468 Alphabetical Order
But your version doesn’t match Twinkle Twinkle Little Star as well.
I strongly believe we should teach the alphabet as qwertyu iopa sdfgh jkl zxc vb n and m
Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.
Because then it would start with .
Because what you were told were mostly lies.
It’s not more efficient, but it does feel better on the hands, in my opinion.
Maybe Seedy He Effed G, Hate I JK Ellen Mellow Pee
Look 'm in the eye and say M A C A B. It’s not about repeating the alphabet, it’s about asserting dominance.
Funny but no casino would stop a drunk guy from losing money at the table
It’s a high bar; he might have been poor and making the rich people uncomfortable.
That answer should have been worth a free drink and a taxi home
Can see myself doing this while not drunk lmfao
for the lazy:
mnopqrstuvwxyz
Sounds sober to me
